Saturday, June 23, 2007

To be a Dominican...

Why I make a good Dominican:

I can wring out a mop with my hands and not think twice
I can ride a motorcycle side-saddle in a skirt
I like to eat rice and beans everyday

Why I don't make a good Dominican:

I don't wear a shower cap or plastic bag over my hair when it rains
I don't eat chicken feet
I can't make rice
I still don't like touching raw chicken
My hair doesn't need to be dried in rollers then wrapped around my head to be straight
I mop my house back to front, not front to back

I don't care if I can't be a good Dominican...I'm staying!

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